THEY HATE US JUST THE WAY WE ARE

Backstage at L.A.'s brand-spanking-new Intuit Dome, the legendary Billy Joel receives a plaque commemorating 1 billion streams from Spotify's Joe Hadley (l) and Jeremy Erlich. Later, said silvery keepsake was deposited into a giant pinball machine, and the IAG-repped Joel won seven free games on a single quarter. If that joke amused you, we'd like to take this opportunity to remind you to take your fiber supplements.