24-HOUR POTTY PEOPLE

Insiders describe much ferment among Sony Music execs as they ponder the move into the new building in Chelsea and jockey for offices with private bathrooms. Having one’s own hoop nearby was a given at 550 Madison, but in the new digs a porcelain refuge is in short supply. Who will prevail as “Poop Gate” reaches critical mass? The issue is of concern on this coast, as our print edition is said to be primarily perused on the throne.

FIREAID SETS SUPERSTAR LINEUP, EXPANDS TO FORUM
Everybody who's anybody will be performing. (1/16a)
SPOTIFY CANCELS GRAMMY-WEEK EVENTS, DONATES TO FIREAID, MUSICARES, MORE
Yet another shoe drops. (1/16a)
PERSHING SQUARE PUSHES TO SET UP U.S. LISTING FOR UMG
Ackman won't take no for an answer. (1/16a)
ACADEMY TELESCOPES GRAMMY WEEK EVENTS
The show must go on, with modifications. (1/15a)
I LOVE L.A.
Simon Glickman on his adopted hometown (1/16a)
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
 Email

 First Name

 Last Name

 Company

 Country