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NEAR TRUTHS: OF MICE AND MEDIA
Welcome to the Mouse House. (11/4a)
NEAR TRUTHS:
BLUSH OF FAME
We'll drink to that. (11/1a)
HITS LIST: A NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER
Strap in for the roller-coaster ride. (11/4a)
HOLLY GLEASON SNAGS SIX NATIONAL A&E JOURNO NOMS
Oops, she did it again. (10/30a)
TYLER IS HEADED TO THE TOP
Unconventional move by unconventional dude is paying off. (10/30a)
THE GRAMMY SHORT LIST
Who's already a lock?
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
ALL THE WAY LIVE
The players, the tours, the enormous beers.
Blighty Beat
BRITS LIST
2/20/23

“What would you like to drink?” WMG Head of Recorded Music Max Lousada asks CEO Robert Kyncl at the BRITs. “I’ll flag down a waiter.” “No need,” replied Kyncl. “I’ve programmed a drone to bring us a tray of negronis.” Later, ChatGPT offered to write much funnier captions, which you can find at the link.

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