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BRITS LIST
2/20/23

“What would you like to drink?” WMG Head of Recorded Music Max Lousada asks CEO Robert Kyncl at the BRITs. “I’ll flag down a waiter.” “No need,” replied Kyncl. “I’ve programmed a drone to bring us a tray of negronis.” Later, ChatGPT offered to write much funnier captions, which you can find at the link.

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