EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKND

Republic EVP Gary Spangler enumerates the many perks of his new title to chart-topping halftime hero and XO/Republic recording artist The Weeknd. "On first-class flights, the airline assigns me a dedicated team of masseuses, fills my overhead bin with premium single malts, knits me a pair of embroidered silk pajamas and sends the head of marketing to sing lullabies to me until I get sleepy," Spanky noted. "On private flights, meanwhile..." "Oh, I'm sorry; I wasn't listening," the superstar replied. "Are you getting my spins upped in Dubuque?"