SPOTIFY IS NOW
FOR PETS TOO

Spotify has officially gone to the dogs, and cats, and even hamsters, with Wednesday's announcement of a warm and fuzzy new feature—Pet Playlists.

Users can pick their pet type by selecting Dog, Cat, Iguana, Bird or Hamster, and then adjust sliders between Relaxed or Energetic, Shy or Friendly, and Apathetic or Curious for a customized result. Next step is to add a photo and pet name, and then after syncing algorithmically with the user's taste and listening history, a playlist is generated for the user and their pet to enjoy together. The playlist is automatically added to the user's list of playlists, both in the app and on the web version.

Snoop Dogg, Temple of the Dog and Three Dog Night were unavailable for comment at presstime.

HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/16a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/16a)
DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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