THE POSTY MODERN ERA

"So, how do you put together your charts, anyway?" Republic superstar Post Malone asks our own Jamie Mitchell during Posty Fest in Dallas. Jamie proceeded to explain that after inputting a series of data variables into a stochastic algorithm, he then calculates a median percentage based on sales, subscription, ad-supported and other consumption factors. "After that," he added, "I bury a potato under the full moon and wait for the mole people to appear in my dream." Seen before enjoying a delicious bowl of Posty Toasties are (l-r) manager Dre London, Republic's Matty B, Jamie and Post.

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