SCOOTING UP

"I think we should use some of the 'Despacito' money to do something fun, like buy the planet Neptune," suggests Def Jam megastar Justin Bieber to manager Scooter Braun and SB Projects' Allison Kaye. "Also, you guys don't have to carry me to the restaurant this time, unless you really want to." The Biebs has "another one" coming in tandem with DJ Khaled; consult your handsets for updates.