COACHELLA (AND BEY) GOT REALLY GOOD RATINGS

Coachella commanded a staggering 41m live views over the course of its first weekend (with fans in 232 countries dialing up the feed), and the acclaimed, elaborate and seemingly very expensive Beyoncé set drew 458k simultaneous global viewers on 4/14. These numbers mark the most-viewed Coachella performance ever and the most viewed live-music festival ever on YouTube.

Many viewers noted that watching Coachella from one's couch is significantly more comfortable than shvitzing like a chazzer in the middle of a duststorm while someone yells in your ear that they're wondering if you have any molly.

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