"What better place to receive this," exclaimed Island superstar Demi Lovato as she graciously accepted a lovely platinum plaque, "than in this dimly lit and anonymous hallway?" Label chieftain David Massey then inwardly vowed that when it came time to redesign the office, he'd be doubling down on the cinderblocks. Seen vibing on the decor are (l-r) Erika Clark, Jenna LoMonaco, Zeke Silvera, Lauren Schneider, Chris McKay, Tony Corey, Michael Alexander, Massey, Billy Zarro, Lovato, Eric Wong, Brian Sutnick, Kevin Lipson, Stephanie Perez and Ryan Stevens.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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