IS IT AWGEST ALREADY?

“I must say this is an exceptionally hot AWGEST,” noted A$AP Ferg, citing the month of new music and other offerings from A$AP Mob. “It’s the humidity that makes AWGEST so intense,” opined A$AP Rocky. The pair then received several more plaques for the plaque room. Meanwhile, RCA President/COO Tom Corson wondered when someone was going to hand him a blunt. Seen pondering the schedule for SCHLEPTEMBER are (l-r) Corson, manager Geno Sims, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Rocky, manager Chace Johnson, Polo Grounds prexy Bryan Leach and RCA Chairman/CEO Peter Edge.

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SCORE BIG ON XMAS
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Country superstar ushers in 2025. (12/31a)
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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