LYOR GAZES INTO
THE FUTURE

Look at that spiritual demeanor, that soulful, contemplative expression. Is he looking deep within as he posts his random reflections on Snapchat? Is he summoning a solution to YouTube's measly payouts from the farthest outposts of his consciousness? Is he napping? Many who've worked with or for him would argue that he's only lying when his eyes and mouth are open, but others aren't so sure. In a related story, if you take the number of 300 artists who aren't suing him and multiply it times zero, you can calculate your next YouTube payment.