RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
ANNI ARCHIVES: MR. WARMTH HITS THE TOWER
"So, when you referred to that gentleman as a 'hockey puck,'" the great exec Bhaskar Menon queries comedy legend Don Rickles, "was it because he glides gracefully across frozen surfaces, or because multiple Canadians seek to hit him with sticks? In any event, it was most excellent japery."
This classic music-biz moment is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, which will be landing on your desk with a colossal thud mere weeks from now. Have you booked your ad yet?
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
| ||
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
|
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
