24-HOUR POTTY PEOPLE

Insiders describe much ferment among Sony Music execs as they ponder the move into the new building in Chelsea and jockey for offices with private bathrooms. Having one’s own hoop nearby was a given at 550 Madison, but in the new digs a porcelain refuge is in short supply. Who will prevail as “Poop Gate” reaches critical mass? The issue is of concern on this coast, as our print edition is said to be primarily perused on the throne.