RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
UPDATE: COL. MUSTARD AIN'T GOT A CLUE
A Condiment Adventure
Every week the HITS staff crowds into the kitchenette (by which we mean a shelf halfway between the office supplies and the bathroom) for a nourishing deli lunch. And every week, despite the staggering preponderance of mustard, the mustard gods bring us yet more. Our collection of this tangy, yellowish adornment is now a wonder of the Western World. We therefore present to you a glimpse of The HITS Permanent Mustard Collection.
UPDATE: Proving the old maxim that true art can come in any medium, peep this dazzling new exhibit in the HITS Mustard Museum:
In a related story, expect at least three eblasts from Billboard today about their mayonnaise holdings.
 STAGECOACH GOES BIG WITH ZACH, JELLY ROLL, LUKERecord-breaking heat wave in the forecast. (9/6a)
LINKIN PARK ROARS BACK WITH NEW ALBUM, SINGER, TOURThis oughta be interesting. (9/6a)
HITS' FIRST LIVE ISSUE TAKES THE STAGE THIS FALLWe're putting our asses in seats. (9/4a)
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THE GRAMMY SHORT LIST
Who's already a lock?
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
ALL THE WAY LIVE
The players, the tours, the enormous beers.
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