Rihanna, T. Smith, Bartels pic @ SXM

SATELLITE OF LOVE: Island/IDJ's Rihanna gets a sandwich she definitely didn't order during a recent visit to Sirius XM. One of these three people has received 2,816 provocative e-mail messages from Marine Corps General John Allen; surprisingly, it wasn't Rihanna. Nor was it Roc Nation's Tyran Smith (l). Nope, it was IDJMG prexy/COO Steve Bartels (r), who exudes the sort of smoldering sensuality that upper-level commanders find irresistible. (11/14p)