BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Hey, you guys: I've got a great idea. Pop's got a barn, and ma can sew up a big ol' curtain ... let's put on a show! What? We'll need at least $12 million in seed money? Well, fuck it, then. Speaking of money, here's what's raking it in on Broadway this week.
1. The Lion King $2.15m
2. Wicked $1.88m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.73m
4. Kinky Boots $1.64m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.42m
6. Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark $1.30m
7. Matilda $1.29m
8. The Phantom of the Opera $1.18m
9. Cinderella $1.08m
10. Pippin $1.04m
And you thought the only place you could see men flying high was UMPG, didn't you? (8/5p)
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Gauchos got what they'd long deserved, 20 years too late. (12/30a)
PHOTO GALLERY: PICS OF THE WEEK OF THE YEAR (PART TWO)
More weasel photo ops (12/30a)
WALLEN RELEASES BALLAD "SMILE" ON NEW YEAR'S EVE
Country superstar ushers in 2025. (12/31a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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