BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Pass the greasepaint and wake up the orchestra—it's time for this week's Broadway grosses!
1. The Lion King $2.11m
2. Wicked $1.87m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.74m
4. Kinky Boots $1.65m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.44m
6. Matilda $1.33m
7. The Phantom of the Opera $1.17m
8. Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark $1.03m
9. Pippin $1.02m
10. Cinderella $981k
In other Broadway news, the upcoming musical Stop the Bus! I Want to Get High—the tale of a UMPG security guard's odyssey in search of a dispensary that will take the company Discover card—is said to be a shoo-in for Most Confusing Stage Production at the 2014 Tonys. (8/19p)
MUSIC'S MOST BEWILDERING NIGHT
Gauchos got what they'd long deserved, 20 years too late. (12/30a)
PHOTO GALLERY: PICS OF THE WEEK OF THE YEAR (PART TWO)
More weasel photo ops (12/30a)
WALLEN RELEASES BALLAD "SMILE" ON NEW YEAR'S EVE
Country superstar ushers in 2025. (12/31a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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