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VIDDY THIS: It's another week with no adds at MTV. But hey, VH1 has enough viral love to go around. And speaking of viral love, how 'bout that “ass float”?

VH1
Janelle Monae, “Dance Apocalyptic” (Bad Boy/Wondaland)
Robin Thicke f/Kendrick Lamar & 2 Chainz, “Give It 2 U (Remix)” (Star Trak/Interscope)

Meanwhile, UMPG security staff recommends starting the holiday weekend right by lighting a joint in the next 15 minutes. (8/27p)