BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Gotta sing! Gotta dance! Gotta estimate gross revenue against expenditures accounting for prevailing market trends assuming ongoing stimulus-based interest rates! Or something. Anyway, here's how much moolah some big shows made over the last week.
1. The Lion King $1.82m
2. The Book of Mormon $1.75m
3. Wicked $1.69m
4. Kinky Boots $1.68m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.43m
6. Matilda $1.34m
7. Pippin $991k
8. Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark $970k
9. The Phantom of the Opera $958k
10. Cinderella $807k
In other stage-related news, the UMPG musical Dwayne and The Magic Vaporizer remains in the workshop stage for the 12th straight year, but should be ready for rehearsals as soon as the latest round of napping concludes. (9/3p)
MUSIC'S MOST BEWILDERING NIGHT
Gauchos got what they'd long deserved, 20 years too late. (12/30a)
PHOTO GALLERY: PICS OF THE WEEK OF THE YEAR (PART TWO)
More weasel photo ops (12/30a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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