VIRTUAL JENNIFER

Emazing.com, a Louisville-based e-mail publishing site, has just launched a line of virtual greeting cards featuring 24—that's hubba-hubba times 12—fetching images of Puffy's favorite gun moll. Sorry, guys, none of them feature the famed Versace gown our girl (almost) wore at the Grammys—but hey, by now, all you have to do to see her in that that li’l number is close your eyes and pound your mental Rolodex.

At first glance, Lopez and Louisville may seem like a culturally incongruous pairing, until you realize that emazing was acquired last year by Sony Music Entertainment, for whose Epic label Jennifer records.

Send one, send 'em all. You’ll be able to underscore the images with an embedded music sample from “Feelin’ Good,” which can be found on Lopez’s “On The Six” album. Your greeting comes with a virtual postmark and sufficient room for a “customized, personal message”; i.e., you’ll have to think of something to write in the blank space. Best of all, you will not be charged for the transmission. You will need a computer, however, in order to take advantage of this special offer.

By the way, that’s www.emazing.com. Go ahead, take a peek. We won't tell…