HOGAN HERO

In a continuation of the Story of the Year in golf, Full Stop Management CEO Jeffrey Azoff extends the familial links dominion still further by taking the Riviera Hogan Cup Championship. After brandishing this trophy, Jeffrey persuaded Harry Styles to model an outfit once worn by Babe Didrikson Zaharias. In a related story, Lenny Beer's clubs became sentient and, despairing, hurled themselves into a crevasse.