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Thursday, August 6, 2020

WFH SELFIES:
SATURN RETURN

Why does Caroline boss Jacqueline Saturn look so overjoyed? Because she just found out her photo would be running on this fercockte website. Working from home certainly has its challenges, but at least we're here to make it worse.

Do you have a masked and/or working-from-home selfie to share with us? You won't regret sending it to [email protected]. That's totally a lie. You will regret it bitterly, and forever. But send it anyway. Love you. Mean it.

TAGS: wfh | selfies | Jacqueline Saturn | Caroline
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