BANG A GONG
In case things hadn't gotten weird enough for you, we bring you news from the Coronavirus front in Spain.
Police in the city of Murcia posted the following clip, in which a denizen of the town attempts to escape the government-enforced "state of alarm" by sneaking out dressed as a T. Rex.
You know, be inconspicuous.
En estado de alarma se permite el paseo de mascotas acompañadas de una persona, siempre con paseos cortos para hacer sus necesidades.
— Policía Local Murcia (@MurciaPolicia) March 16, 2020
El que tengas complejo de Tyrannosaurus rex no está contemplado.#quédateencasa pic.twitter.com/C8dWkrvAdm
"During state of alarm, walking of pets is allowed if accompanied by one person, always short walks so they can relieve themselves. Having a Tyrannosaurus rex is not covered. #stayathome," reads the tweet.
You can read a chronicle of this incident here.
So, yeah, that's about where we are in the global progression of batshit. Stay tuned.
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