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Thursday, February 27, 2020

KING HARRY

Columbia superstar Harry Styles visits label HQ to collect a platinum plaque from Sony Music boss Rob Stringer, Columbia chief Ron Perry, GM Jenifer Mallory and team. Ron, who communicates precise messages via the hoodies he chooses to wear, sported that blue Beatles number to acknowledge the screaming throngs occasioned by this British invasion. Meanwhile, Peter Gray and Jim Burruss hid in the back row and took turns drawing their names with Harry's inside of a heart.

 
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