In the fulfillment of a yearly ritual, Glassnote chief Daniel Glass, having completed the New York Marathon, poses with a dedicated officer of the NYPD and a copy of our worthless rag. In other fitness news, a HITS editor became winded this weekend while loading his bong.
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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