"Well, here's that cup of clean urine you asked for," says manager Marc Pollack to manager Jonathan Kalter backstage at a Beaches show. "I don't know why on earth you'd need it." Kalter replied that he was pursuing a mixology opportunity and that additional details would be furnished on a need-to-know basis. Meanwhile, Island promo chief Mike DePippa enjoyed the bright citrus notes of his IPA.
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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