RUMOR MILL
Friday, September 23, 2016
A HITS LIST FOR
ALL SEASONS
As summer battles with fall for supremacy just after the autumn equinox—the symbolic start of the money quarter—we’ve put a strong team on the field, including field general Sir Lucian Grainge, bruising running back Rob Stringer, fleet wide receivers Shawn Mendes and Abel Tesfaye, and tight end Charlie Walk. All of these all-stars have their eyes on the prize—a trophy shaped like a megaphone. Hit ’em again, hit ’em again, harder, harder.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
