APPLE MUSIC ANNOUNCES
17 MILLION SUBS

Amid the sound and fury over the iPhone 7 announcement from Apple today comes word (straight from CEO Tim Cook) that Apple Music now has 17 million subscribers. In June, the company trumpeted the 15m milestone. Spotify has 30m; the streaming market is still clearly gathering momentum.

Oh, and the iPhone 7 is water-resistant and has faster charging, longer battery life, new wireless "AirPods" for your ears (no headphone jack, sucker; Beats just happens to be rolling out new wireless headphones) and stereo speakers. And it'll, uh, walk your fuckin' dog. You happy now?

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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