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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

ANNI ARCHIVES: BISCUIT MEETS GRAVY

"I say, that's cracking good American music," proclaims erstwhile EMI chief and biscuit boss Eric Nicoli to country great Garth Brooks in this classic tableau. "Yet the themes apply to everyone—driving one's lorry, weeping into one's lager, being made a hapless cuckold by she who must be obeyed." Meanwhile, Ken Berry wondered where Nancy might be, and Roy Lott flashed facial expression #6,479. This more-honky-than-tonk moment is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, soon to be scooting your way like an ill-fitting boot.

 
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HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
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SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
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SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
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SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
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STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
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