RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
ANNI ARCHIVES: BISCUIT MEETS GRAVY
"I say, that's cracking good American music," proclaims erstwhile EMI chief and biscuit boss Eric Nicoli to country great Garth Brooks in this classic tableau. "Yet the themes apply to everyone—driving one's lorry, weeping into one's lager, being made a hapless cuckold by she who must be obeyed." Meanwhile, Ken Berry wondered where Nancy might be, and Roy Lott flashed facial expression #6,479. This more-honky-than-tonk moment is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, soon to be scooting your way like an ill-fitting boot.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
