ANNI ARCHIVES: AUTO TUNE

"Your song 'Fast Car' is instantly relatable," declares exec Charles Koppelman to then-fledgling artist Tracy Chapman in this throwback classic. "I, for one, favor the '86 Testarossa, which can get me from my tennis court to my private screening facility in 5.6 seconds." This gem from our photo trove is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, now tearing up the road to your door like a hooptie on four bald tires.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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