ANNI ARCHIVES: THE ZEN OF HEY BUDDY

As our 30th Anniversary Special Issue thunders ever nearer, like a veritable Horseman of the Apocalypse (riding an ass, perhaps), we continue our deep dive into the HITS archives. In honor of our diamond benchmark, here's a classic set of family jewels: legendary promo man John Fagot demonstrating the principles of the game to his Capitol staff. You may have peeped the notorious shot of John posing nude in our prior Anni announcement; but even fully clothed, he managed to convey the naked truth.

HITS LIST: AROUND
THE MAYPOLE
The biz springs into motion. (5/13a)
MALONE, WALLEN APPEAR NOT TO NEED "HELP" ACHIEVING MILESTONE
A genre-obliterating collab (5/13a)
RAJ KAPOOR: STACKING THE STARS, MAKING THE ACMs SHINE
Producer putting the finishing touches on Thursday's show. (5/13a)
WHAT'S NOT TO "LIKE?" HUGE STREAMS FOR KING KENDRICK
No longer keeping his diss-tance. (5/13a)
NEW RELEASES: "HELP" ARRIVES, SWIFT EXTENDS STREAK
Post, Morgan and the ever-popular POETS (5/13a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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