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HITS LIST: A TOTEM POLE FOR THE MUSIC BIZ

Topping this week’s stack of luminaries is the preternaturally handsome visage of Harry Styles, who has disproved the old saw that you can’t go home again.

Oddly, there are 14 entries in this Top 10; this seeming mathematical impossibility is due to the presence of a four-man posse from Nashville and an impending chart showdown between a pair of returning cult heroes in Blink 182 and Maxwell. We invite you to make HITS List part of your holiday sightseeing.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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