The level of weirdness feels just about right.

UPDATE YOUR HITS CONTACTS

Look, if you'd rather not know from us, we understand—we feel that way ourselves much of the time. But if you still have some perverse desire to be in contact with the people who "work" here, you'll need to update your contacts.

In case you hadn't heard, we've moved to Hollywood. The new digs are just across the street from where stars put their hands in cement, a treatment many people would like to give our entire bodies. Here are the digits:

(323) 946-7600

6906 Hollywood Blvd, 2nd Floor, Los Angeles, CA 90028

The old 818 number don't work no mo'. If you'd like to use that as an excuse to lose touch, we won't blame you.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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