RUMOR MILL
Monday, June 13, 2016
A RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL YACHTS
Team Capitol Music Group celebrates the inking of Atlanta-based rapper Lil Yachty with Quality Control/Motown/Capitol, following a nautical signing derby that reached speeds of six knots. The artist’s Lil Boat dropped in March, and the video for his “1 Night” has earned in excess of 50m streams. Later, someone rowed up with some donuts left over from a photo shoot. Seen just before trimming the main sail and swabbing the poop deck are (l-r) skipper Steve Barnett, Motown captain Ethiopia Habtemariam, CMG Prexy and EVP Creative/Special Projects Ashley “Lil Cruise Ship” Newton, QC’s Coach K, Lil Yachty, EVP Scott “Lil Dinghy” Greer and QC’s Pee.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
