RUMOR MILL
Friday, February 26, 2016
A MOVING TALE OF SONY
As Team Sony moves into its new NYC digs, but communications infrastructure is not yet in place, you may be wondering how to reach your favorite executives until Monday. Those of us old enough to rely on landline phones may be feeling a tad helpless; but we gotcha. Here are few strategies for raising Sony weasels in the meantime.
- Skywriting over Verona
- Sandwich boards on the streets of Tenafly
- Pamphlet distribution in Armonk
- Caucusing in Secaucus
- Sign painted on Naked Cowboy's tighty whities in Times Square
- When all else fails, try AOL IM.
Good luck and godspeed.
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)rumor mail
