FACULTY ENROLLS BIZ FOLK, ARTISTS FOR "BACK TO SCHOOL" OPEN HOUSE

Jared Paul's Faculty recently held its "open house" at its lavish facilities in L.A., which feature staff offices, rehearsal studios, writers' room, artist lounge and other spaces that are all much nicer than our cesspool. The event drew a throng of label folk, artists, publishers, agents, writers, producers and other creative folk and boasted thematically appropriate "science lab" cocktails, a vintage school bus and tether ball. We're sure our invitation must've been lost in the mail.