The following confessional has been hijacked from industry vetteran and HITS contributor Julie Farman’s blog, Live From the Grayish Carpet: Life on the Other Side of Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.
The Atlantic party always sucks, but if I blow it off and then find out Fitz from Fitz and the Tantrums was there, I'm going to kill myself. Conversely, the Interscope party is annually fantastic, but Fergie's got new music on the horizon, and not only will she be in the house, I can guaran-fucking-tee that the DJ will play "My Humps" to honor her glorious Grammy past. That means I'll have to kill myself on the spot, which would mean I'd miss out on the Beats by Dre party, which would mean if I hadn't already killed myself I'd have to kill myself again. The Beats party is gonna be off the hook. Word is that a) Guy Oseary will be there and b) every gift bag will include 3,000 physical copies of the new U2 album.
NEAR TRUTHS:
CENTERS OF GRAVITY Eilish enters a powerful new creative chapter. (5/6a)
LATEST SCORES: KENDRICK VS. DRAKE
Multiple lead changes in this playoff game. (5/6a)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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