Joss Stone robbery/murder plot

JOSS STICK-UP: Two men armed with swords, rope and a body bag were arrested Tuesday near Joss Stone's rural home in England under suspicion of planning to rob and kill the young British singer, the Sun reports. Police apprehended these suspicious characters after neighbors noticed them driving slowly around the area in a red Fiat Punto. They reportedly had detailed maps and aerial photos of Stone's property. "I'd like to thank everyone for their concern, but I'm absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal while the police continue with their inquiries," the singer said in a statement this morning. Stone has an estimated personal fortune of some $14 million, according to the paper. (6/15a)

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