TOTALLY LEGIT OFFER: No joke, we”ve actually scammed some invitations for people to join Spotify. All you have to do is click here—http://www.spotify.com/us/hits/— and wait for an email containing instructions on how to get started. But don”t dilly-dally, cuz we have a limited number of invites. You”re welcome. (7/21a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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