HITS Goes Fishing

GONE FISHIN’: If you’re looking for someone in the HITS office tomorrow, good luck. Of course, that applies on most days, but especially tomorrow, when the entire lot of us—except for Karen, Monique and Robin, who will be getting facials along with landlubbers Lenny and Ted, though the latter insist they’ll be golfing—will hit the high seas, where we will cast for something we can de-bone and cook up before Trakin pukes his guts out. That’s right, we’re taking a day off, so if it’s anything important it’ll have to wait. At least until the effects of the edibles wear off sometime tomorrow evening. (8/7p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/29a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/29a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
Let's make a deal. (4/29a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
Another triumph for the master marketer (4/29a)
CLIVE CHATS CLIVE, CARNEGIE HALL TRIBUTE AND MORE
The ageless one is feted. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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