Coachella lineup

THIS IS NOT A HOAX: Goldenvoice released the Coachella 2013 lineup last night, and the Rolling Stones aren’t on it—but the Stone Roses are. The reunited band will be part of a Britpop reunion double play with Blur that headlines the bill for the two Fridays. The day one draws extend down to the third level of font sizes, which includes Trent Reznor’s new How to Destroy Angels and Beach House. That Phoenix sits by itself atop Saturday’s bill evidences that the French quartet’s ascent to stardom is now complete, while the day two lineup features the return of the Postal Service, a rare appearance from New Order and, way down on level three, old favorites Moby and Franz Ferdinand. Sunday’s offerings, topped by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, boast fellow SoCal vets Social Distortion, hip-hop trailblazers Wu-Tang Clan and, again in small type, The Lumineers and Tame Impala, while Vampire Weekend will bust out songs from its upcoming third album. Most of the tickets were sold last week; the rest will go on sale next Tuesday (1/29) at 10 a.m. Coachella.com. (1/25a)