Pinehurst Cup Update

PRESSURE DROP: More controversial than Tiger Woods’ drop at the Players Championship is the fact VH1 honcho Rick Krim is leading the field at his own 2013 Pinehurst Cup tournament in North Carolina, with a four over par after two rounds. Adding to the cries of fix is the occupant of second-place… none other than his co-host, Tarheel native Gus Gusler, sitting pretty with a +6. The rest of the leader board includes Trace Pinchak and Chris Kuehn, tied for third at +8, with Ed Roland and Chuck Borghese sharing fifth at +10 apiece. Lyor Cohen has just rented a helicopter to take him from the sand trap on the 15th to the next hole, having more trouble on the greens than the staff over at Universal Music Publishing. (5/17p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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