Broadway Grosses

BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: The lights! The crowds! The music! The prosthetic noses! There's so much to love about the legit theater. Know what else is pretty sweet? The giant piles of money. Let's measure those.

1. The Lion King $2.32m
2. Wicked $1.91m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.75m
4. Kinky Boots $1.60m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.48m
6. Matilda $1.29m
7. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark $1.28m
8. The Phantom of the Opera $1.15m
9. Cinderella $1.14m
10. Pippin $1.04m

Meanwhile, the UMPG musical, Everybody on the Canni-Bus, has once again been delayed due to somebody accidentally rolling up the script and smoking it. (7/22p)

HITS LIST: AROUND
THE MAYPOLE
The biz springs into motion. (5/13a)
MALONE, WALLEN APPEAR NOT TO NEED "HELP" ACHIEVING MILESTONE
A genre-obliterating collab (5/13a)
RAJ KAPOOR: STACKING THE STARS, MAKING THE ACMs SHINE
Producer putting the finishing touches on Thursday's show. (5/13a)
WHAT'S NOT TO "LIKE?" HUGE STREAMS FOR KING KENDRICK
No longer keeping his diss-tance. (5/13a)
NEW RELEASES: "HELP" ARRIVES, SWIFT EXTENDS STREAK
Post, Morgan and the ever-popular POETS (5/13a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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