EVER MORE "BLURRED": As ordered by our perimenopausal President Glauber (also self-appointed head of HR), the editorial department—over some protests and an "ick" from closeted co-President Hensley—hereby presents a different take on "Blurred Lines," one that Glauber describes as "infinitely less creepy and skin-crawling" than the official video to the chart-topping hit. It features a Seattle "boylesque" troupe, who give the original clip's sexual politics a serious makeover. Warning: This cannot be unseen. In other "Blurred Lines" news, there's also a cover of the song by PoMo heroes Vampire Weekend. (7/23p)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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