FIVE ON FIVE: Pop & Hiss’ Garrick Kennedy, taking note of those VEVO-record 9.3 million views racked up by One Direction’s “Best Song Ever” yesterday (see below) and hailing the clip as “sort of brilliant,” has come up with a list of “five things we learned about One Direction while watching it: 1. Zayn looks amazing in drag. Probably the only boybander who could easily cut it on RuPaul's Drag Race. Fierce, honey. 2. Louis pulls off a rather impressive impersonation of Tom Cruise’s seedy Les Grossman character from Tropic Thunder. It’s so seamless I had to pause the video and do a Google search to make sure Cruise wasn’t doing videos now. 3. Unlike their cookie-cutter predecessors, the members of One Direction remain quite horrific dancers. 4. Thanks to his ability to channel a saucy choreographer, Liam should be the new favorite. Sorry, Harry. 5. Realizing there is still one member you can’t identify.” Wait a minute, what about Niall? (7/24a)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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