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Friday, May 5, 2023

 GAME OF THRONES

Sometime in the morning of 5/6, depending on your time zone, you Yanks can begin watching coverage of King Charles' coronation. Don't be ashamed—it's not like we fought a fucking revolutionary war so we wouldn't have to bow down to kings and shit.

You'll be able to view this royal folderol on most major news networks and other platforms starting at 6am ET. Further details can be found here, you sad excuse for an American.

We thought it would be informative, however, to share this story from the U.K. It seems a rustic bit of graffiti has been mown into the turf at Bath's Royal Crescent just ahead of a big coronation event there.

Per tradition, we bring you this regal song, which we cannot get out of our heads. Second verse, same as the first.

 
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