U2 FINDS WHAT IT'S LOOKING FOR: THE AZOFFS

As U2 frontman Bono embarks on a 14-city book tour to tout his memoir, word is spreading about the next chapter of his band: It’s rumored that U2 has hooked up with none other than Jeffrey and Irving Azoff for management. The legendary Irish rockers’ last concert was in Manchester, U.K., in February; they performed only two stadium shows in 2021. But with new management, it’s natural to assume a new tour is in the offing. In any event, one can only imagine the stories in a Big Shorty/Jeffrey/Bono convo over whitefish at Nate N’ Al’s.

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