How’s this for a concept? A reality-show competition pitting stars like Beyoncé, Taylor and Drake against captains of industry—Jon Platt, Steve Cooper and Emma Banks, for example. We wanted to call the series Celebrities vs. Suits, but executives no longer dress like civilized adults—instead, their sartorial role model appears to be Chris Blackwell. Sad.
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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